"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - Ferris Bueller
People are like Slinkies
February 13th, 2008 by Sean
Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Light travels faster than sound
February 11th, 2008 by Sean
Did you know that light travels faster than sound? This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Photographic memory
February 10th, 2008 by Sean
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
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The statistics on sanity
February 9th, 2008 by Sean
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
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Choose between two evils
February 8th, 2008 by Sean
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
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Never argue with an idiot
February 7th, 2008 by Sean
Never argue with an idiot. The people watching might not know the difference.
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