"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?" - Ferris Bueller
Thoughts On Friendship
September 8th, 2008 by Sean
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn… that was fun!”
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Some Days
August 15th, 2008 by Sean
Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
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Art of Conversation
June 19th, 2008 by Sean
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Cake or Death?
May 15th, 2008 by Sean
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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The 50-50-90 rule
May 4th, 2008 by Sean
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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World Domination
April 24th, 2008 by Sean
The world situation always seems to me like people killing each other over chocolate -vs- vanilla, when I don’t even want ice cream.
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Thoughts On The World
April 23rd, 2008 by Sean
In the 60′s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Lost and Found
February 17th, 2008 by Sean
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.
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