A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn… that was fun!”
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American consumers have slowed down cell phone purchasing for the third quarter in a row, but are buying more expensive phones with more features. Oh, what the hell: Let’s blame Apple.
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Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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15+ different pictures of the same girl with her mouth wide open in every shot.

What I’d like to know is this… does she ever close her mouth?
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Tim Burton Batmobile On eBay For $500,000 USD.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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