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Archive for the ‘Random Thoughts’ Category



Thoughts On The World

April 23rd, 2008 by Sean

In the 60′s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

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Henry Rollins Said It Best

March 5th, 2008 by Sean

“It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.”

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Lost and Found

February 17th, 2008 by Sean

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.

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People are like Slinkies

February 13th, 2008 by Sean

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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Light travels faster than sound

February 11th, 2008 by Sean

Did you know that light travels faster than sound? This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Photographic memory

February 10th, 2008 by Sean

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

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The statistics on sanity

February 9th, 2008 by Sean

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

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Choose between two evils

February 8th, 2008 by Sean

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

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