A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn… that was fun!”
Archive for the ‘Random Thoughts’ Category
Thoughts On Friendship
Monday, September 8th, 2008Some Days
Friday, August 15th, 2008Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
Art of Conversation
Thursday, June 19th, 2008The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Cake or Death?
Thursday, May 15th, 2008How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
The 50-50-90 rule
Sunday, May 4th, 2008The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
World Domination
Thursday, April 24th, 2008The world situation always seems to me like people killing each other over chocolate -vs- vanilla, when I don’t even want ice cream.
Thoughts On The World
Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Henry Rollins Said It Best
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008“It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.”
Lost and Found
Sunday, February 17th, 2008The easiest way to find something lost around the house is buy a replacement.
People are like Slinkies
Wednesday, February 13th, 2008Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but giggle when you see one tumble down the stairs.